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Bugged Out!

Linda Newnham, Surrey

L.ast June, it was very hot weather with sunny and I wore a low cut top with shorts to keep me coot. I took a big plant with four new plants to the greenhouse and cut them off (four pieces) and went into the shed to find five large pots, got them and went back into the greenhouse. I was inside and there was a very big pot with soil, suitable for indoors and I put my hands into the soil to soften it.

Arrrggghhhh!!!

Suddenly, there were a bloody load of mad ANTS running all over my arms, face, legs, inside of my cool clothes and hair!!

Ants everywhere! I felt horrible!!!

I ran like hell into my house and ran upstairs to the bathroom and dived into the shower, still wearing my clothes, to get rid of those crawly ants with cold water!!!

After that, I was okay. Really horrible things!


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